If you think it’s that easy asking THE Kris Aquino out on a date, more so asking to spend the rest of her life with you, then buddy, we hate it to break it to you, but it’s not going to happen.
Especially, if she doesn’t even trust your Instagram profile and thinks you’re merely just another troll.
A guy, with A WHOLE LOT of guts, had to learn this the hard way when he left a very straightforward comment on one of the Queen of All Media’s photos on the photo sharing site.
“Hi, Ms. Kris. Kamusta? Pwede ba kitang ligawan, kung papayag ka. I'm a simple guy lang. OFW engineer ako. Pero nag-nurse ako. Pareho kasi tayo lagi niloloko, iniiwan. Kapag ako minahal mo, mamahalin kita habang buhay promise,” said the netizen with the username @mandi_monaco.
Sure enough, he got a reply from the “Feng Shui” star and got what could be the biggest rejection of his life.
"No, thank you. I saw your feed -- I don't like 'fakes' and your account looks like a 'troll' account. Ang bastos pa nung pics. Please, I'm too smart and too pretty para mag-attempt kang bolahin pa ko,” Kris replied, adding two throwing up emojis to the mix.
But he was unfazed and remained hopeful. He wrote back saying, "Eh pasenya na kung masyado lakas loob. Siyempre nilakasan ko na loob, malay ba natin?”
He continued, “But anyway, ganyan talaga buhay. Sabi nga, 'Ibato mo ng ibato ang iyong pag-ibig sasabit at sasabit din 'yan.' Hindi man ngayon, malay mo sa next na pagbato ko sasagutin na ako ni Ms. Kris. 'Yun lang, baka nasa huling biyahe na kami."
Say what you will about this guy, but his confidence is surely off the charts.